it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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