Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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