just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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