So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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