I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
it glows. i had to have it.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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