"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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