you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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