We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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