Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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