..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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