Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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