easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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