I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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