All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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