Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
My ATM looks so different sober.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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