found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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