At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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