You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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