i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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