Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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