Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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