I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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