i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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