I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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