Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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