I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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