Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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