this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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