The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??