READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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