Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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