2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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