Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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