just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You are the jesus of drinking
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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