Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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