can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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