So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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