hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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