Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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