I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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