do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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