Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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