I hope mine doesn't look like that
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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