he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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