I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i out mim tonsoeep
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