is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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