he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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