Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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