I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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