Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.