Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.