Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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