im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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