Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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