I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Randomize
