The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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