How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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