He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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