FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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