My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Boobs speak an international language.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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