Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
It was confusing and full of hummus
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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