i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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