bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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